The iPond
A portable iPod speaker... with a real fish inside?!? How stu.. (sigh).
The MYSKO
(Mama Said Knock You Out) Granny Blaster $3,900?!?
(Does L.L. know about this?)
'MSKYO is a reminisence to the good old ghetto blaster, in the good old granny trolley. A new innovative roll around soudsystem which has not only shown increadible sound qualities in a variety of locations, but also attracted a lot of attention. Order your own MSKYO with us and experience the sound walks.'
Yea. I'd like to see someone walk through the ghetto with this.
I dare you.
The Mario Bros.
USB Mushroom Lamp
'Never has $13 so thoroughly ensured your virginity.' - Engadget
Dada Codewear Code M
'the best ankle support of any MP3 player in the world' - CNet
Makes me wonder what would happen if I ran through a puddle with these things on?
(Shocking. Just Shocking.)
Oh and this is the best. I've found tons of websites selling the DVD REWINDER!?
'I dunno know about you, but I just hate rewinding my DVDs manually after watching them. Thank goodness someone came up with the DVD rewinder to relieve my tired hands. Just snap the disc on top, press the button and watch in wonder as your disc spins up thanks to the "Centriptal Velocity Spindle." It even has its own rewinding sound which if you don't like, can be re-recorded. Show this to your less-technical friends, sit back and enjoy the show. Batteries not included and yes this thing is real and can be purchased.'
Dude. You've just earned the fail tag..
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